Parody of Jealous-Low Blood Sugar Type 1 Diabetes

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This is my parody of Nick Jonas"s song, "Jealous." It"s called "Low Blood Sugar" and is about the symptoms that a type 1 diabetic has to deal with when they suffer from a hypoglycemic reaction! It;s meant to be funny :)

Lyrics:

Why does all this food look so good?
Dreaming of skittles and ice cream too
I"m shaky and I"m restless
A little bit aggressive, oh no...

I take my glucometer out and I prick my finger
I"m getting ready to test, need that number
I"m feeling dizzy and hungry and I already know
I swear I"m sober, it"s low blood sugar
I don"t want no glucose tablets, grab those M&M"s instead
Low blood sugar!
I can"t walk straight, no I"m not drunk
It"s my crappy pancreas instead
Low blood sugar!

Suddenly I"m sweating profusely
Get out of my way, I"ve got to eat!
I"m not crazy my heart"s pounding
My sugar is dropping real low

I take my insulin pump and I disconnect
I must have overbolused when I had that last snack
I don"t want no orange juice, give me some cake
I swear I"m sober, it"s low blood sugar!

I feel so weak, I"m trembling
I"m angry and I want my bed
Low blood sugar!

I exercised this morning sugar been dropping low since then
Low blood sugar

There"s only one thing that can fix this
I ain"t talking bout no fruit
That ice cream and that chocolate
I"ll take some skittles too!

I pull my glucometer out and I prick my finger
358 is the number
I ate too many carbs when I almost blacked out
I swear I"m sober, it"s high blood sugar!
I ate too much candy, now give me some insulin instead!
High blood sugar

A balancing act, it never ends, checking and correcting 24/7
Low blood sugar!
Yeah, that"s right
That T1 life
Alright, that"s right
That low blood sugar!
Now give me some cake.

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